franklindbrosevelt

@franklindbrosevelt
Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can't even lift them.
http://franklindbrosevelt.tumblr.com/

Literally just thought I saw your name and wanted to punch a hole in the wall. You are scum.

nsfwhumor:

How to Dance to Dubstep

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

tastefullyoffensive:

Macklemore Pigeon [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Macklemore Pigeon [x]

Cute boys kissing - yes

Kissing a cute boy - VERY YES

Cute boy kissing you - …pls…

vote cute boys 2014

suttonfosdork:

Anything Goes, 2011

Reblogging for Leah because of the butts.

suttonfosdork:

Anything Goes, 2011

Reblogging for Leah because of the butts.

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